It's not enough that the U.S. government seems to be lying to the American people at every turn, but now one of those wascally, evil corporations (well, that's what the libs call 'em) may be deceiving cookie lovers everywhere!
A university class has determined that Double-Stuffed Oreos aren't . . .
Catch that? They DON'T have twice the amount of creamy goodness between the chocolate cookie part. Trying to stay fit, I haven't had one of those things in nearly three years, AND I MISS THEM! Or at least, I miss the taste, sort of, but I've gotten used to not having any.
But ohhhh the humanity!!! They were never double-stuffed? Or is it inflation (that our government says is not occurring) and Oreo makers are holding back. Of course, companies as over-regulated and over-taxed as they are these days are still trying to make their profit margin, because of their fiduciary responsibility to shareholders.
Oreos, or the results of gorging on them, isn't good for my boyish figure. But they aren't double-stuffed? Shaking my head tonight. Giving up something . . . you'd hope there is a sacrifice there. But to know its no longer 100 percent? ARGH!!!
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