Thursday, August 15, 2013

AREA 51 EXISTS!!

Apparently, newly declassified documents  in the possession of George Washington University show the U.S. government finally admitting super-secret Area 51 exists!



While Roswell, NM and areas in Nevada near the now acknowledged Area 51 are quite touristy, we all know there are no longer any aliens or flying saucers stored there, contrary to public belief. Right? They're hidden at Fort Knox in Kentucky!

SSSHHHhhhhh!!!!  Keep it to yourself . . .

BTW, due to sequestration and other budget cuts, overseers are considering a name change to Area 25 1/2. And of course, now that it is "out there" there is no budget for tours. George Bush's fault, of course.

1 comment:

  1. I still get a chuckle taking visitors from out of state to the amtrack repair station (open to the public), better known on the internet as Indiana FEMA death camp.

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